I've got Joey, Ross, and Chandler...

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It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

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od3sta:

laineybenes:

clairedunphy:

happydoge:

I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant

are you okay

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avatarstateyipyip:

pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….

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spacelionsgetscared:

oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this

lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF

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ashley-oxo:

NOOOOOO

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#this man writes pulitzer prize winning books people

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beautifulwhatsyourhurry:

beauxbatonsacademy:

u ok

NOT OKAY

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mickeyrandy3:

Because this made me giggle ….

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guiltlesspleasures3612:

adventurousfeather:

commanderkamikaze:

yournewavatar:

sansanship-featuring-loki:

gendrybaratheonn:

thefoxxybenedict:

thepattywagon:

st0rkcharmer:

kimscareerisdead:

its starting

Damn

excuse me did you say florida

welp i’m out

the government better fucking quarantine florida now, otherwise i’m taking matters into my own hands

Prepare yourselves! Team up! Gather weapons! We´re going smashing zombies!

WHAT THE HELL NO NO NO OH FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT BABY JESUS PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS FAKE SHIT RIGHT HERE PLEASE TELL ME THIS DIDN’T HAPPEN!!!!

….. O_O

SHIT.

the fact that he was naked confuses me

I feel like I’m the only person who was EXCITED by this >_>

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if you’re human or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.

if you’re human or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.

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aelora:

roguebowtie:

onnaevilsmith:

iheartniel:

captain-4merica:

He is the sweetest person ever

#i can imagine the directors being like#’tom stop doing that you’re getting your costume dirty’#and he’d be all like#’i do not know of this tom you speak of’#’i only respond to loki’#’also i’m dead’

OMG this is.. PRECIOUS.

Hiddles: Putting everybody else to shame

Seriously, Hiddles? Seriously??

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